cigaretteuncle:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

kragehund-est:

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. “oh it’s such an ugly color, too bright!” look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she’s the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

darklit-planet:

VALID FORMS OF “GIRL DINNER”:

CANNIBALISTIC CONSUMPTION OF THE GIRL

GIRL OR WOMAN ENGAGING IN CANNIBALISM

EATING SOMEONE OUT

manywinged:

saying “are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?” is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else’s behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.

mychemicalraymance:

LOCK UP YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS! HERE THEY COME!

lakevida:

as an empath there are many bony fish species i can’t make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish

kragehund-est:

pathologizing:

Weeby men’s idea of a tomboy is so painful to look at 💀

worldwidewren:

🕊️🕊️🕊️ 8.5”x8.5” blockprint on mulberry paper

loamsome:

A celestial horseshoe crab, a honk-shoo if you will

seriemorder:

im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]

parasitoidism:

I wish I was someone’s lame ass boyfriend

quo-nunc:

I should be compensated for having to walk into a bookstore and see “booktok.”

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

so excited to lie in bed and read. brunette moment